Elizabeth ‘Pocahontas’ Warren Eats Humble “Pow-Wow Chow” Pie

It’s not been a good couple of days for Elizabeth Warren.  Her so-called DNA proof of her so-called Cherokee heritage turned out to be as genuine as, well, her so-called Native American recipes.


Dances With Sheep

elizabeth_warren_dances_with_sheepElizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.

As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.

“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas.  “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”