These Personal Protection Equipment genius’ have done the Master Inventor proud.
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Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair
The Babylon Bee–Joe Biden has committed to wearing a mask in public to be a good example and to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Aides were disappointed and a little frightened, however, when Biden immediately cut a large hole in the middle of the mask so he could continue to invade people’s personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.
Staffers usually don’t let Biden play with sharp objects, but he managed to find some safety scissors stashed behind the Metamucil in his campaign bus. Using the purple plastic scissors, he cut a large hole and then fitted the mask to his face, confident that he was protecting himself and others from the virus.
The Babylon Bee takes /sarc ‘n /snark to a whole ‘nuther level.