Tide Pod ‘Secret Snacker’

Jimmy’s hurrying to stock up on his favorite Tide Pod snackies before the age restriction and ID check goes into effect.  When asked what his plans were for staying stocked with the tasty little treats ‘post-ban’, Jimmy said, “I know the addresses of all the Procter & Gamble employees within 100 miles of here.  I’ll just kidnap some family members and ….well, you can figure out the rest of the plan.”

**FakeNewsAlert**

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