“NOOO!!! You don’t have to call me Johnson! My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. . . but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!”
Raymond J. Johnson
You Can Call Me Jackson
You can call me Sam, or you can call me Samuel, or you can call me L., or you can call me Lying’, or you can call me Dog-faced, you can even call me Pony Solder…. But you dasn’t call me Samuel L. “Lyin’ Dog-faced Pony Soldier” Jackson.
You Can Call Me Ray