Each Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra comes with it’s own RSO-Range Safety Officer to check down range before going on hot. But remember, safety is everyone’s job.
Many a young man sadly (or gladly, as the case may be) suffered eye damage from the Daisy Red Ryder “Shoot Your Eye Out” Maidenform Bra when the ‘Commence Firing’ command was given and he just started blazing away.
Hey Ralphie! Maybe it wasn’t a BB from your Red Ryder BB gun after all.
“A Christmas Story” – The Triple Dog Dare