Comey Tweets ‘It’s All A Nothingburger’

Na Na Na Na! Hey Hey Goodbye!

Well, no, James. That’s all for today, but don’t worry…be happy. There’s tomorrow, and next Tuesday, and Monday the week after, and April and on and on. So do be prepared to eat your fill of Nothingburgers.

 

 

CNN and NBC Dueling For FakeNews Supremacy

CNN’s entry into the FakeNews Award Roundup for today is their report, “White House worried FBI director could quit over Nunes memo release“.

Top White House aides are worried FBI Director Christopher Wray could quit if the highly controversial Republican memo alleging the FBI abused its surveillance tools is released, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation tell CNN.

And ‘in the other corner’, NBC’s entry into the FakeNews Award Roundup is  Pete Williams’ reporting exactly the opposite–No way is Wray quitting.

BREAKING: FBI Director Chris Wray has no intention of quitting if controversial House Intel memo is released despite his objections, @PeteWilliamsNBC reports

FBI Director Wray has no intention of quitting if controversial House memo is released, despite objections, senior FBI official tells @PeteWilliamsNBC. http://nbcnews.to/2DRB5Y5

So which fine Mainstream Media Organization will win the FakeNews Roundup Award for today. I suspect we will learn that tomorrow when the memo is released.  Here’s how I handicap the race…

 

Adam Schiff, Pencilneck Prevaricator

Adam “Pencilneck” Schiff in full blown Trump Derangement Syndrome

So none of Adam Schiff’s Democrats would read Nunes’ “Memo” even though it was made available to them. And then Ol’ “Pencilneck” Schiff concocts a Democratic Response Memo that he won’t let the Republicans read….but, wait for it, he criticizes the Republicans for not voting to release a memo he wouldn’t let them read. This has gone way beyond bug-eyed  “Trump Derangement Syndrome” crazy.

 

Dem Rep. Eric Swalwell Does the Joe McCarthy Two-Step Dance

Doing his best Joe McCarthy impersonation, Democrat Congressman Eric Swalwell was overheard saying, “There’s Russkie bots to the left and Russkie bots to the right and Russkie bots in front and Russkie bots behind and even Russkie bots inside of us. And they’re all working from Trump.” Heh. #ReleaseTheMemo