When your polling numbers are less than 2 per cent after running for President since you ran for Senate (and lost) in 2018, you morph from Candidate Zero to Patient Zero.
Robert Francis O’Rourke
You Can Call Me ‘Beto’
But you don’t ‘hasta’ call me Robert, or Francis, or Robert Francis….
Ray J. Johnson – “You can call me Ray”
**’Beto’ found here.
Wax My Ass and Ice My Balls – The Inspiration For Beto’s Cow Poem
Wax My Ass: a Poem by Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke
StreetArt – Sabo ‘Catches’ a Buzzed Bolting Beto
In this story, Breitbart ‘catches up’ with Robert Francis O’Rourke’s propensity to flee the scene as it reports, “Street Artist Sabo Lampoons Beto O’Rourke For Drunk Driving Arrest.”
Conservative street artist Sabo poked fun at his latest target, Democratic 2020 hopeful Beto O’Rourke, by using a billboard to roast the Texas Democrat for his drunk driving arrest.
I’m waiting with bated breath for Sabo’s next big effort…., a “wax on, wax off” parody of the Beto’s poetry, perhaps?
Beto’s Balls
“Wax My Ass and Scrub My Balls…I need a butt-shine.”
Thanks for that, Beto. I’ll never be able to look at a Kardashian the same way again.