Scooby And The Feds Thwarted In Their Epstein ‘Associates’ Investigation

Federal Prosecutors Investigating Jeffrey Epstein and His Associates Call Out Prince Andrew for the Second Time

Law&Crime–Federal prosecutors in the Southern District of New York have rubbished, for the second time, Prince Andrew’s claims of eagerness and willingness to answer questions about his former associate: dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Earlier on Monday, Law&Crime reported that federal prosecutors were invoking the Mutual Legal Assistance Treaty in an attempt to secure the embattled royal’s testimony amid an ongoing investigation of Epstein’s alleged sex-trafficking scheme. Prince Andrew’s lawyers claimed in a statement to ABC News that the Duke of York has “on at least three occasions this year offered his assistance as a witness to the DOJ.”

Ruh-Roh Charlie Darwin – Your Newest Candidate Just ‘Beat Feet’

It appears that this candidate for one of Charlie Darwin’s Awards may have walked away before getting his award. Better luck delivering next time, Charlie.  And you know there will be a next time, because they just never learn.

**Tire tracks in – hole in the ice – footprints out. Ohhh yeahhh???

Ruh-Roh Scooby! D O G Spells Dog, not Kid

The New Zealand Herald reports, “Dog snack dupes dozens of parents, store apologises“.  Apparently, the folks down-under in ‘Kiwi‘ land don’t read labels before sending snackies with their kiddies.

More parents have admitted mistakenly trying to feed their children dog food after a pet snack pack featuring a well-known kids cartoon was put next to chips in a supermarket.

The store owners have apologised after dozens of horrified parents have said they bought the Scooby Snacks for their youngsters from the Whanganui Pak’n Save this week to eat at school and kindergarten.

They were shocked to discover the 30g individual carob snack treats were never intended for human consumption but were animal snacks.

Notices have gone up around Whanganui preschools and staff are checking lunchboxes to make sure children aren’t eating the wrong food.