New Year’s Eve In The Polar Vortex Zone

Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers?  Not so well.  So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities.  After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?