Simon and Garfunkle – “Sounds of Silence”
**Amalgamated Metaphor Alert
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
sheep
Note to Mitch McConnell – Sometimes the Sheep Revolt
You say you “Misspoke” on Middle-class Tax Cuts, Mitch??
As reported by TPM, “McConnell: I ‘Misspoke’ On No Tax Increase For Middle Class Families“.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said Friday that he “misspoke” when he previously claimed that “no one in the middle class is going to get a tax increase” under the Senate’s plan.
In a Friday interview with the New York Times, McConnell acknowledged that some working families would end up paying higher taxes if their bill passed, contradicting his comments from earlier this week.
Deep In Sheep
Rover’s got himself stuck in a Ovis Aries quagmire, for sure. Could that be called “stuck between a rock and hind place?” Bada Boom!
Here’s the Bada Boom! in case you didn’t open it. A triple facepalm by the Three Stooges is just too good to waste.
Dances With Sheep
Elizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.
As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.
“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas. “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”
Baa Baa Brothel
Abdullah has to have a place to get his rocks off until his bride turns 9 years old. It’s Sharia Law, you know.
Clubbing With ISIS
You can see the sheared enjoyment on these Terrorists faces.
Here’s a Demonstration of Obama Foreign Policy
Wait for it. Wait for it. Ouch!! And there’s more where that came from. You better just hope I don’t draw you a Red Line.
