Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off. 
Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories. In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes. Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.
You were expecting more memes? Ok.
Chris “I didn’t get any sun” Christie has set the gold standard for chutzpah in political spin during a crisis – brazenly trying to ‘splain away his little beach trip. He has birthed a ‘whale’ of meme in the process that is guaranteed to be his own personal Jonah for the rest of his (possibly short) political career. Here’s the happy family beach scene that started it all. The Christie’s and company were probably the only lonesome family on the Jersey Shore that day, State budget cuts and all.
And here’s the memeonic aftermath of that humongously flawed decision. It’s called “Optics 101” Chris. You don’t push Grannie in the ditch and then get your picture taken laughing about it and giving her an extra little kick.
Literally. WGCL-Atlanta reports, “Witness: DNC tour bus dumps human waste into storm drain“.
The incident occurred on Grayson Highway, Tuesday morning.
Police say when they arrived on the scene, toilet paper was scattered everywhere and there was a foul smell.
A Lawrenceville businessman took several photos of the tour bus dumping waste into the storm drain. You can see in the pictures, a liquid coming from the bottom of the bus.
According to the witness, a HAZMAT crew had to be called to the location.
