Ol’ Joe Came Up ‘A Little Short’ In His Meeting With Vlad ‘The Tall’

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Randy Newman “Short People” Little Criminals (1977) HQ

 

Well, I don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
Don’t want no short people
‘Round here

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