I’ve heard of Harvest Moons, New Moons, Waxing Crescent Moons, First Quarter Moons, Waxing Gibbous Moons, Full Moons, Waning Gibbous Moons, Supermoons, Blood Moons, Blue Moons, Harvest Moons, Pink Moons, Flower Moons, Hunter’s Moons, Strawberry Moons…. But an ‘effing Woke Moon?
Actually, according to The Daily Caller, “SARAH LAWRENCE STUDENTS DEMAND FREE FABRIC SOFTENER TO COMBAT RACISM.”
Crikey!! “The annual list price to attend Sarah Lawrence College on a full time basis for 2017/2018 is $70,266 for all students regardless of their residency. This fee is comprised of $52,600 for tuition, $14,856 room and board, $600 for books and supplies and $1,410 for other fees.” Nowhere do I see a stipend for TidePods. So suck it up Snowflakes and hope that Gender Studies Degree can get you a job….maybe in housekeeping so that you can use someone else’s TidePods.
Since ‘Liberal Derangement Syndrome’ is so much fun, here are a few more Adventures with TidePods.
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) doesn’t think that there is a humanitarian crisis in Venezuela. She is so consumed by Trump Derangement Syndrome and hatred for U.S. Foreign Policy that she’s blinded by the obvious. Trump doesn’t control the World Press, Ms. Omar. Just read the ‘effing news. Or LMGTFY….
6 hours ago – Caracas (CNN)Seventeen people have died in Venezuela’s massive power outage, “murdered” by the government of President Nicolas Maduro, opposition leader Juan Guaido alleged Sunday. Guaido, Venezuela’s self-declared interim president, said Sunday that 16 states continued to be …
All the latest news about Venezuela crisis from the BBC.
Venezuela has plunged into a major political crisis amid a growing row over President Nicolas Maduro’s future as the country’s leader. Maduro started a second …
Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.
blondebrunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
blondebrunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”
She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”
Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.
Hillary was overheard saying, “With this new face and boobs, and my new lefty slogan, ‘Ain’t No Free Shit Better Than Hillary’s’, those Twenty-something SJW’s don’t stand a chance. Now if I could just get rid of Bill….