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Spotted Owl

FakeNews CNN – All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper

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FakeNews CNN premiered their new mobile “News Station” at the Coos Bay, Oregon 4th of July/Northern Spotted Owl Lives Combined Celebratory Event.  CNN’s President, Jeff Zucker, wanted to field test some new slogans with some low information, uncritical, lefty Liberal viewers before unveiling them prime time.  Amongst the contenders,  “Our News Wipes Fox New’s Ass”, “All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper”, and Jeff’s very ownliest favorite, “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”