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Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply
Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found. Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”
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Starbucks’ New Game Console
Starbucks is determined to make ‘gaming‘ as addicting as their ‘Pumpkin Spice’ lattes.
Starbucks Secret Pumpkin Spice Ingredient
“Pumpkin Serpentes”
Pumpkin Spice Boy Toy
Definitely not my ‘cuppa joe‘. Or latte, for that matter.