A Glock With My Latte, Please, Misc* Barista

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**Misc – How to use: Misc Sam Smith. Misc Smith.

Pronunciation: Pronounced “misk” (IPA: mɪsk).

History and meaning: The roots of the word miscellaneous comes from the Latin *miscellus*, meaning “mixed,” following the rationale that a lot of nonbinary people would say that they have aspects of various genders at various times.

Corporate Sponsored Murder

You heard it here first.  Coffee giant, Starbucks, is murdering poor, defenseless polar bear cookies in order to boost sales of its Frosted Snowman cookies.  It must be true because Boston’s own Fox 25 has the story, “Polar bear cookies at Starbucks cause controversy“.

Starbucks_Polar_Bear_Cookie_MurderA photo of Starbucks’ polar bear cookies has gone viral, with many saying that the red icing doesn’t look like a scarf, but more like the bears’ throats were slit.

The post originated on a Reddit thread and has since spread across social media. The accompanying Imgur post has been viewed over 3 million times.

The photo of the cookie resurfaced last week, resulting in numerous social media posts.

Maybe it wasn’t here first, but we copied it from somebody who had it before we did. Now they probably copied it from someone else too, but, hell, that’s the sorry state of publishing in the age of the internet.

The Race Has Run

Starbucks ends ‘Race Together’ campaign in stores, effort not over .”

(Reuters) – Starbucks Corp head Howard Schultz told employees on Sunday they will no longer be encouraged to write “Race Together” on drinks cups, but the company’s effort to promote discussion of racial issues “is far from over”.

Racist_Starbucks_Hands_Up_Coffee_RamirezSo says Starbucks.  Oh, really?

The campaign was met with skepticism on social media, with many complaining the company was overstepping it boundaries with a campaign on sensitive cultural topics that had no place in the coffee shop’s lines.

This steaming turd of hubris will be buried along with last week’s coffee grounds in the compost pile of ill-conceived, puerile and fatuous liberal schemes.