#StillDickingBimbos

Bill Clinton’s Wee Willie Winks At Two Wondering Women

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Just zip it, Mr. President.

For God’s sake, Grace, don’t look at him. And don’t you dare look down.

Here are some fond memories of Bill’s incorrigible past.

Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors

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As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”.  For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.

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For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.