Hillary’s Gift Incentive for New Donors

As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”.  For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.


For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.