“tastes Like Chicken”
Girls with Guns Meet Colonel Sanders
Which came first? The Chicken or the AR-15? Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”
**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.
***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.
****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)
Doesn’t Look Like Shrimp on the Barbie to Me
No. That’s “Hillary on the Barbie”. It’s a different sort of bottom dwelling crustacean that tastes a bit like chicken. Thanks again to the New York Post for cooking up this enticing aromatic dish.
Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid
Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Post Apocalypse – Dinner
Donner Party. Your table is ready.
Donner Party?
Tastes Like Chicken
Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty??