Ted Cruz Wins the Golden Turd Award

Turd_Golden_AwardTed Cruz wins the Golden Turd Award for his performance as the “Turd In The Punchbowl” at last night’s Republican National Convention.

See The Business Insider for this tasty nugget, “‘Condemned to Republican hell’: Ted Cruz faces GOP knives for anti-Trump message at RNC speech“.

Republicans from all corners of the party scorned Ted Cruz on Wednesday night after the Texas senator delivered a speech before the Republican National Convention that not only failed to endorse nominee Donald Trump but implicitly encouraged audience members not to do so if it would violate Turd_Punchbowl_01their “conscience.”

“Cruz condemned to Republican hell,” conservative-news mogul Matt Drudge tweeted before placing a “HELL’S A-BURNIN'” banner on his popular website.

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Ted Cruz – Synonymous For #SnakesAndWeasels

As you all saw, and as reported by Yahoo!News, “Ted Cruz [was] booed lustily as he refuses to endorse Donald Trump“.

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz tried to link arms with Republicans at the party’s national convention on Wednesday, but was booed lustily by delegates when he ended his speech without offering Donald Trump his endorsement — or even saying he would vote for the New York billionaire.

Cruz didn’t tell the convention crowd that he plans to vote for Trump. Nor did he ask his supporters, hundreds of whom encouraged him to run for president in four years at an event on Wednesday afternoon, to vote for the newly minted Republican nominee.

Interrupted by chants of “Trump, Trump, Trump,” Cruz paused and said with a smile, “I appreciate the enthusiasm of the New York delegation.”

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Don & Melania & Ted & Heidi

Or if you were around in 1969, “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice“.

From Vox, “Heidi Cruz and Melania Trump: 6 stories to read about the women at the center of Wifegate“.

This week, the two leading Republican presidential candidates spiraled into a hypermasculine feud over each other’s wives.

Donald Trump responded to an attack ad in support of Ted Cruz that used a nude photo of Trump’s wife, Melania, with a vague threat to “spill the beans” about Cruz’s wife, Heidi.

The Facebook attack ad, targeted at Utah’s conservative Mormon base before Tuesday’s primary, was sponsored by Make America Awesome, a Super PAC supporting Cruz. It used a photo from a GQ spread with the caption, “Meet Melania Trump. Your Next First Lady. Or you could support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.”

 

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Super Tuesday II – Down the Rabbit Hole

Tic, Toc.  Tic, Toc.  When the votes are counted on Tuesday, and the delegates assigned, we’ll find out if we’re being “Championed” by the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Dormouse or the Dodo.  Then on to battle with the Queen of Hearts come November.

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GOP’s DC Cartel Plan for Donald Trump

The GOP DC Cartel cannot allow Donald Trump to run the table on next Tuesday’s SUPER MEGA Tuesday Winner Take All primaries.

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Any thoughts as to which candidate the Caveman represents?? And the Lizard?? Two Choices there. And the Yuuuge stomping GOP Elite DC Cartel elephant foot?? Wait. Did I give that one away? Here’s the breakout for Delegate Allocation.

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Carly Fiorina – DC Cartel

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Power Lunch With Donald Trump

When Donald Trump was asked how he prepared for yesterdays onslaught from Mitt Romney’s afternoon speech and then the evenings Republican Debate stuck between Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz (Drudge’s “Cuban Sandwich“), he said that he had a nice lunch and meditated.

Well what did you have for lunch, Donald?  A hot dog.  A hot dog?  Yeah, an Armored Hot Dog.

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