Ted Cruz
Trump Crushes Cruz in NY Republican Primary
After his huuuge loss to Donald Trump in last night’s NY Republican Primary, Ted Cruz vows to throw the book at “The Donald”.
Don & Melania & Ted & Heidi
Or if you were around in 1969, “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice“.
From Vox, “Heidi Cruz and Melania Trump: 6 stories to read about the women at the center of Wifegate“.
This week, the two leading Republican presidential candidates spiraled into a hypermasculine feud over each other’s wives.
Donald Trump responded to an attack ad in support of Ted Cruz that used a nude photo of Trump’s wife, Melania, with a vague threat to “spill the beans” about Cruz’s wife, Heidi.
The Facebook attack ad, targeted at Utah’s conservative Mormon base before Tuesday’s primary, was sponsored by Make America Awesome, a Super PAC supporting Cruz. It used a photo from a GQ spread with the caption, “Meet Melania Trump. Your Next First Lady. Or you could support Ted Cruz on Tuesday.”
Ted Cruz’s New Gig
Just in case the Super Duper Tuesday II Primary Election results aren’t what Ted Cruz needs to stay a contender, he’s been working on a fallback gig with some of his “Bros”.
I can’t wait to hear his version of “Stairway To Heaven“.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW_7XBrDBAA
Super Tuesday II – Down the Rabbit Hole
Tic, Toc. Tic, Toc. When the votes are counted on Tuesday, and the delegates assigned, we’ll find out if we’re being “Championed” by the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Dormouse or the Dodo. Then on to battle with the Queen of Hearts come November.
Debate Night – Stuck In The Middle With You
Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight. I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I’m wondering how I’ll get down those stairs.
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. Steelers Wheel
GOP’s DC Cartel Plan for Donald Trump
The GOP DC Cartel cannot allow Donald Trump to run the table on next Tuesday’s SUPER MEGA Tuesday Winner Take All primaries.
Any thoughts as to which candidate the Caveman represents?? And the Lizard?? Two Choices there. And the Yuuuge stomping GOP Elite DC Cartel elephant foot?? Wait. Did I give that one away? Here’s the breakout for Delegate Allocation.
Carly Fiorina – DC Cartel