Rule Z – No Elevators

Never, ever, go into an elevator.  In fact never, ever, ever take the stairs.  One story, that’s it.  No basements.  No attics.  Maybe no closets.  Armoires are definitely out.  Not sure about heavy draperies, but ‘prolly’ not them either.

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Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid

Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”

Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”

Finger lickin’ good.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Weather Wins

Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch.  He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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New Trump Handler

I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep.  Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump.  Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.

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**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.

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