And a big hairball it was, too. It took her nearly two minutes to gag it up. Watch. It’s not so pretty.
“That’s Gotta Hurt”
The Last Refuge of a Scoundrel
Hillary’s last excuse for her little “recollection” problem. Brain Fever.
Bear Spray Douche
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
had somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
No Recess for Snowflakes
It looks like a Kid Paradise to me.
Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge
Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
WTF – Not Your Grandpa’s Speedo
This is your only warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson. Click the “Read More” on if you dare.
Chiraq – ChiPhone
Apple is still working to perfect production techniques for their new ChiPhone. Their usual 6 day 
Inventory Turnover ratio has been slowed considerably by an uptick in Workers Compensation issues occurring with the Product Development Team. Consequently, Team Leaders are considering a temporary halt in Field Testing.
A senior member of the Team was heard to say that it’s “imperative to bring the Project back into the lab to further refine testing protocols because the mayhem factor is still not under control.”
Here’s a summary of their analysis provided by HeyJackass.com.
Could Hillary Be Stealing Buddy’s Meds
Yeah, I know Buddy passed from mysterious circumstances in January, 2002, but to make the story work, let’s just talk about Hillary’s other pets. Suppose….
From CBS Philly comes the report, “Why Some Are Stealing Medications From Their Pets“.
PHILADELPHIA (CNN) — Some of us may be sharing a little too much with our pets.
Sure, people share their dinners with their dogs, and some share their beds, but that kind of closeness generally isn’t as much of a major danger to human health as this new kind of closeness uncovered by unsuspecting scientists. There is now scientific evidence that some people may be sharing their pets’ medications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZqS7q7voY