Daily Darwin – Honing the Family Jewels

Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Today’s Bacon – Bacon Jihad

Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork.  Or heads.  Whatever…

Spoiler Alert:  For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding.  For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire.  Deal with it.

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Daily Darwin – Jihadi Jam

Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall.  It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam.  Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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