“That’s Gotta Hurt”
Daily Darwin – Honing the Family Jewels
Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Today’s Bacon – Bacon Jihad
Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork. Or heads. Whatever…
Spoiler Alert: For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding. For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire. Deal with it.
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Daily Darwin – Jihadi Jam
Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall. It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam. Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Border Run
Used to be you would catch “fast food” on the run, now you catch “the runs” from fast food. Call me quirky, but I prefer the old way of doing things.
Chipotle Ingredient Statement : Maybe I missed the part about handwashing, sanitation, and proper cooking temperatures. Just sayin’.