toxic masculinity
Jim Acosta Reports From Gillette HQ
Dear Diary– “Today I can confirm that there is no ‘toxic masculinity’ at the Gillette Headquarters.” Abilio James Acosta-Cortez.
Question For Gillette – Does Being ‘Woke’ Mean You Have To Shave Your Pits and Legs?
Could this be a sinister marketing ploy to sell more excruciatingly expensive razor blades? Would being a ‘girly-man‘ require one to shave more square inches of skin, hence, more wear and tear on those corporate annuities called Fusion 5 or Mach 3?
I've been looking for an excuse to ween myself from Gillette's overpriced blades–now I've found it. The last thing I need is a lecture on 'toxic masculinity' while I get ready face all the assaults of the world to provide for my family. Hello Harry's. Hello, Dollar Shave.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) January 14, 2019
Here’s Gillette back when men were men….