#Transgenderphobic
Only The Dogs In This Family Aren’t TransGender
What does it say about the state of this family when the only rational members are thought to be the dogs?
CNSNews.com reports, “Entire Family Turns Transgender”. Oh, my!!
An entire family – man, woman, son and daughter – in Arizona is transgender.
The father identifies as a woman. His fiancée, the mother-to-be, identifies as a man. The son considers himself a girl and, of course, the daughter thinks she’s actually a boy. An entire transgender family, all under one roof.
KJZZ did not report the gender status of the couple’s two dogs.
At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings
“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today. As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey. Eh?
TransGender Bathrooms Solved
Just use the restroom that matches your ‘pieces-parts’. Use your imagination, if you must. And don’t overthink things.
They ‘Included’ Every Letter In The Alphabet
‘Effing Liberal Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous Idiots.
Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans
President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list. He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020. Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters. He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.
“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer
https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s