Hillary’s Sid ‘Vicious’ Blumenthal Does Russian Dossier Dance

As reported by the Daily Caller, “Gowdy Suggests Sid Blumenthal Is Key Dossier Source“.  One could say that Hillary Clinton not only paid for the infamous “Russian Dossier”, but  wrote it, too – if not her pen to paper, her editorial control then, if Blumenthal indeed did provide grist for Steele’s Dossier.

Sid Blumenthal – 00V icious

Republican Rep. Trey Gowdy suggested on Fox News Tuesday evening that Hillary Clinton confidant Sid Blumenthal is one domestic source for the infamous dossier alleging dangerous connections between President Donald Trump and Russia.

Gowdy told “The Story” host Martha McCallum that Blumenthal gave information to Christopher Steele, the former intelligence officer who authored the dossier which served as the basis for a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court warrant Republicans say was politically motivated.

Here’s Sid practicing his Russian Dossier Dancing technique.

‘Haunch of Acosta’

For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper.  Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.

Comey Tweets ‘It’s All A Nothingburger’

Na Na Na Na! Hey Hey Goodbye!

Well, no, James. That’s all for today, but don’t worry…be happy. There’s tomorrow, and next Tuesday, and Monday the week after, and April and on and on. So do be prepared to eat your fill of Nothingburgers.

 

 

Let Apple Pay For ‘The Wall’

Or maybe Apple will just provide the temporary ‘Construction Loan’ while Trump formulates the Mexican Wall Payment Plan (MWPP).  Trump wins again.  From the NY Times, “Apple, Capitalizing on New Tax Law, Plans to Bring Billions in Cash Back to U.S.“.

Apple, which had long deferred paying taxes on its foreign earnings and had become synonymous with hoarding money overseas, unveiled plans on Wednesday that would bring back the vast majority of the $252 billion in cash that it held abroad and said it would make a sizable investment in the United States.

… Apple took advantage of the new tax code that President Trump signed into law last month. A provision allows for a one-time repatriation of corporate cash held abroad at a lower tax rate than what would have been paid under the previous tax plan. Apple, which has 94 percent of its total cash of $269 billion outside the United States, said it would make a one-time tax payment of $38 billion on the repatriated cash.