Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories

Not only will your iPhone X turn your faceĀ into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.

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#NeverTrumpers – Desperate Turds Marking Time

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Days Remaining Until the 2024 Presidential Election.

Harry Truman’s Advice for New York Voters

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