Lt. Col. Alexander Semyon Vindman Is Given New Command

The United States Army announced that Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Semyon Vindman, former Director for European Affairs for the United States National Security Council (NSC), has been reassigned. Among his new responsibilities will be ensuring that all penguins under his command address him properly as Lieutenant Colonel and do not engage in any ‘Quid Pro Quo’ type behavior.

**/sarc ‘n /snark

FakeNews CNN’s Whining Again

Jim Acosta – a Weasel’s weasel. Great hair, though.

Jim. If you really want the Trump supporters to stop with the “CNN Sucks” mantra, try some ‘fair and balanced’ reporting for a change.  No pun intended on the ‘fair and balanced’, just take an objective look at the havoc the Democrats and their supporters are causing.  You probably could get away with being a weasel if you shouted the same type of nasty questions at Chuck or Nancy during their Press Conferences.

FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta Is Getting Snarky Again

At least you’re consistent, Jim. You take a pounding for being a weasel day in and day out, and you just keep being a weasel.

FakeNews CNN’s Reporter Jim Acosta

**Disclaimer-The family Mustelidae (which also includes badgers, otters, and wolverines) is often referred to as the “weasel family”.  The ‘hair’ resemblance is uncanny, don’t you think?

Brian ‘Milli Vanilli’ Williams

Milli Vanilli  “became one of the most popular pop acts in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Their success quickly turned to infamy when Morvan, Pilatus and their agent Sergio Vendero confessed that Morvan and Pilatus did not actually sing any of the vocals heard on the record.”

So, kiddies, you see why Brian has his new middle name. And here’s a few more wonderful examples of FakeNews brought to you by your favs, Brian and Hillary.