trump_skittlegate_captureLet’s see.  Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.

Trump has SkittleGate.  OMG.  The world as we know it is coming to an end.


Trump Dogs Weiner at Press Conference

Number 3 on Politico’s, “The 9 wildest lines from Trump’s news conference“, was this priceless gem about Anthony Weiner, aka, Carlos Danger.

3. On Hillary Clinton receiving classified briefings and Anthony Weiner: “Her No. 1 person, Huma Abedin, is married to Anthony Weiner, who’s a sleazeball and pervert. I’m not saying that, that’s recorded history. I don’t like Huma going home at night and telling Anthony Weiner all of these secrets.”

It just doesn’t get any better than this. If Trump doesn’t win the election, he’s got a real future writing for “Comedy Central”.