“We’re All Gonna Die”

UFO Deposits Gardner – Well Salted

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In the Washington Post, “Man, 29, arrested after he is found naked and screaming in flower bed in Crystal City“.

A 29-year-old man who was using bath salts was arrested and charged after he was found naked and screaming over the weekend in a flower bed in Crystal Illegal_Immigrant_Come_By_Flying_SaucerCity, police said.

The incident began shortly after midnight Sunday near the intersection of Crystal Drive and 18th Street South when police received a call.

When they arrived, they found a man — later identified as Hector Anaya Segura of Mexico — standing in a flower bed, waving his arms in the air and “screaming incoherently,” according to Dustin Sternbeck, a spokesman with the Arlington County police department.

Segura’s clothes were scattered in the roadway.

Hector obviously arrived in the US by flying saucer, giving new meaning to illegal alien.

Police said a naked Segura then ran to a police cruiser and began slamming his hands on the hood.

A police officer used a Taser on him, causing him to fall down. Sternbeck said Segura did not comply with officers’ commands and tried to stand up. A Taser was again used on him before officers handcuffed him.

Segura was taken to an area hospital, police said. A field test kit turned positive for use of drugs, and police said they found an e-cigarette on Segura which they believe he was using to smoke bath salts.

Segura was charged with disorderly conduct and possession of bath salts. He told authorities he was attending a meeting in the area — the 2015 International Drug Policy Reform Conference.

Well that sounds believable enough. But no reason not to put his butt back on the flying saucer to return from whence he came.

Daily Darwin – Machine Gun Monkey

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Darwin says that if you give a Chimpanzee an AK-47, loaded no less, you can expect your genome to get it’s balls blown off.  Just sayin’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Gore Goes Dark

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YahooNews reports that Algore’s Climate webcast from Paris suspended after deadly attacks.

So Al, do Abdullah and his hairy brothers give a good crap about “AGW-Climate Change (AKA: Weather) or would they just rather cut your ‘effing head off.  So shouldn’t we maybe concentrate our effort and AGW_Frozen_Head_algoreresources to deal with ISIS and put AGW-Climate Change (AKA: Weather) in the freezer for a while?

And, by the way, to say you voluntarily suspended your “show” in solidarity with the French people strains my old BS meter.

You beat feet from Paris’ iconic “Ground Zero Eiffel Tower” so you wouldn’t get blown up or have your head cut off.  No shame in that.

PARIS (AP) — A Paris webcast of an all-star marathon event about climate change was suspended after the deadly attacks in that city Friday night.

“Out of solidarity with the French people and the City of Paris, we have decided to suspend our broadcast of 24 Hours of Reality and Live Earth,” read a statement on the concert’s website on Friday night. “Our thoughts are with all AGW_algore_Church_Of_Climatologywho have been affected and the entire nation of France. We send our condolences to the families of those who have been killed or injured.”

More than 135 people have been killed in a series of shootings and explosions across the city.

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore was due to host the 24-hour live webcast from the foot of the Eiffel Tower to drum up attention for this month’s international climate summit in Paris.

Besides Gore, who helped negotiate the 1997 climate treaty that failed to control global warming, the broadcast was to feature musical performances by Elton John, Duran Duran and others. Other concerts were to be broadcast from locations around the globe, from Rio de Janeiro to Miami, Sydney and Cape Town.