What? Me Worry…
Neither Fire, Nor Tornado…yada, yada, yada, Will Keep Me From My Appointed Duty.
*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!
*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.
It’s true that we’ve not yet passed that “Black Friday” holiday milestone, but one might say that this is a dual purpose post – one to warn you that Christmas themed memes are on their way, and the other to introduce the “Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself” category. So… Drumroll please. Just like Christmas lights Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself.
A motorist on the way to work on the 405 freeway in southern California films a raging wildfire. Multiple blazes have erupted across the region this week, forcing thousands of people to flee and smothering cities in smoke.
The Mamas & the Papas – California Dreamin’