“We’re All Gonna Die”

FBI Flip-Flops Again on It’s Previous Flip-Flop

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Are you ready for that ‘Effing Big Meteor Strike yet?

BREAKING: Hillary OFF the hook as FBI Director James Comey reveals the department will NOT change its July decision after further email investigation

election_2016_meteor_strikeThe FBI has announced it will not make any changes to its July decision on Hillary Clinton’s emails, meaning the Democratic nominee will not be charged.

Congressman Jason Chaffetz tweeted out the massive news on Sunday afternoon.

‘FBI Dir just informed us “Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton”,’ Chaffetz wrote.

 

Today’s Bacon – What’s On Your Shopping List??

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Let’s see…. Bacon. More Bacon. Peppered Bacon. Maple Bacon. Thick Bacon. Thin Bacon. Even More Bacon.

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Chiraq – October Surprise

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Good Morning, Chiraq!!!  From CBS2, “Chicago Soars Past 600 Homicides After Bloody October“.

With 78 homicides, October was the second deadliest month of 2016, and Chicago surpassed 600 homicides for the first time in more than a decade.

chiraq_oct2016_shooting_trend_hjThe last time Chicago had at least 600 homicides in a single year was 2003.

Homicides and non-fatal shootings have skyrocketed in 2016, with 605 homicides and more than 3,600 shooting victims through the end of October.

In October, there were 78 homicides and 427 shooting victims. Only August had more homicides, when 90 people were slain in Chicago. It was the bloodiest month in the city in 20 years.

 

Final October TotalsYear to Date
Shot & Killed: 73Shot & Killed: 585
Shot & Wounded: 348Shot & Wounded: 3117
Total Shot: 421Total Shot: 3702
Total Homicides: 79Total Homicides: 654

**Hey Jackass – Illustrating Chicago Values

Hillary’s Halloween Gift for James Comey

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hillary_gift_for_james_comeyRound about the cauldron go:
In the poisoned entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Sweated venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing.
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Song of the Witches
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William Shakespeare
From Macbeth, Act IV, Scene 1