Cultural Appropriators – “Be careful what you wish for“.
#Whiner
Love My Dogs
But, damn, if they don’t like treats almost as much as a Liberal Democrat loves a Big Government Program.
Little Miss TrigglyPuff
Little Miss TrigglyPuff is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.
Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.
And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.
All this for only $52,000 as year. No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.
Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.
And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff. Watch.
#Whiner – No Parking for Snowflakes Here
Throughout the halls and “Safe-Spaces” of the University of Missouri, the horrified cries ring out, “Oh God!! Where’s his safety line?? He hasn’t got a Helmet on his braincase! Does that old beater even have an emergency brake? There’s no warning signs at all!! How will he know what to do??”
Mizzou Snowflakes Start Football Tryouts
In case current events have filled all of your memory-spaces, refer back to the New York Post article, “‘Safe space’ fascists now rule the University of Missouri“.
Hut One, Hut Two. Hut. Hut. Hut!!
Ted Cruz – Synonymous For #SnakesAndWeasels
As you all saw, and as reported by Yahoo!News, “Ted Cruz [was] booed lustily as he refuses to endorse Donald Trump“.
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz tried to link arms with Republicans at the party’s national convention on Wednesday, but was booed lustily by delegates when he ended his speech without offering Donald Trump his endorsement — or even saying he would vote for the New York billionaire.
Cruz didn’t tell the convention crowd that he plans to vote for Trump. Nor did he ask his supporters, hundreds of whom encouraged him to run for president in four years at an event on Wednesday afternoon, to vote for the newly minted Republican nominee.
Interrupted by chants of “Trump, Trump, Trump,” Cruz paused and said with a smile, “I appreciate the enthusiasm of the New York delegation.”