Tired of paying those big $Bucks for Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, or NutriSystem diet plans that don’t work because your end up eating an entire month’s worth of food portions in a week? No willpower? Remove temptation and remove the need for any willpower or self-restraint. Vote for Socialism. That’s right! A vote for Democratic-Socialist Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or any of the other taggers-on pretenders) could mean that you might lose more weight than you ever thought possible. And the only workout needed is to pull that voting lever for a Democrat.