Care and Feeding Tips for Your Grizzly

Follow these tips closely to avoid becoming a snack for your Ursus Arctos Horribilis.

Remember Grizzlies (and Polar Bears) like to party.


Playing possum seldom bears good results.

Take your jogging hobby seriously.

And always remember Rule Number 1: You only need to be faster than the other guy.


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