It’s too hard to say “Here An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub!! Good Boy, Salah ad-Din!! Come Here!! Saladin…. Saladin?!! SALADIN!!! Get your doggy ass over here. Ya want some bacon….??
Fantasia – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
You could, but why would you?
This pups ‘owner/groomer’ better be keeping his Life Alert subscription paid up to date, because if he falls and can’t get up… Well, he’s guaranteed to be toast. Err… call him Kibbles ‘n Bits, instead.