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Every Picture Tells a Story

The Wall Street Journal headline explains the sad, sad faces on the CNN Election crew, “GOP’s Karen Handel Beats Democrat Jon Ossoff in Georgia“.  Every picture does tell a story, don’t it?

Rod Stewart – “Every Picture Tells a Story”

MSM – Modern Garbage Trucks

‘Bagdad Wolf’ Defends “Brain Muncher” Associate’s Trump Attacks

From the Daily Caller we get this tasty morsel, “CNN Host Who Ate Human Brain Says Trump Is An ‘Embarrassment To Humankind’“.  In his colleague’s defense, Bagdad Wolf Blitzer stated, “Trump made Reza eat the brains which cause him to contract ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ a disease quite similar to Bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) or ‘Mad Cow Disease’.  Yuk.

Bagdad Wolf show defending ‘Braineater’ Reza Aslan

CNN host Reza Aslan, who recently ate human brain on national television, called President Trump an “embarrassment to humankind” for reiterating his call for a travel ban in the aftermath of the London terror attacks.

“We need to be smart, vigilant and tough. We need the courts to give us back our rights,” Trump tweeted. “We need the Travel Ban as an extra level of safety!”

“This piece of shit is not just an embarrassment to America and a stain on the presidency,” Aslan tweeted in response. “He’s an embarrassment to humankind.”

Sean Spicer Hands Out Awards at Press Briefing

Enjoy this little interchange at Tuesday’s Press Briefing, as reported by The Gateway Pundit,

It was then that CNN-FAKE NEWS  “reporter” Jim Acosta smugly asked, “Can you give me an example of FAKENEWS, Sean?”

That is when Spicer, never to be henpecked by the MSM, fired back: “ABSOLUTELY JIM. I’ll give you an example. Friday the president was having a great discussion at the G7 and someone from the BBC and then the New York times reTweeted that the President was being rude by disrespecting the Italian Prime Minister, when INFACT you all in every one of the meetings that you sit in watch the President with the one earpiece that has been used by other presidents. […] And that’s the kind of thing that the BBC and then ultimately a reporter whose joining the New York Times push out and perpetuate with no apology! You’re shaking your head Peter…”Peter Baker,  the White House Correspondent for Carlos Slim’s Blog, the New York Times, apparently disagreed with the facts.

Peter Baker,  the White House Correspondent for Carlos Slim’s Blog, the New York Times, apparently disagreed with the facts.

“I Keep Other People Awake At Night”

Secretary of Defense, James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis was asked by CBS’s John Dickerson, “What keeps you awake at night?”

“Nothing.” Deadpanned Mattis.  “I keep other people awake at night.”  Facepalm.  Dickerson.

CNN – Clown News Network

Clowns to the left of me.. Jokers to the right!

Stealers Wheel – “Stuck in the Middle With You”

MSM – All the News That Stinks To Print