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Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Weatherman

Darwin is wont to point out to any would be Meteorologists doing live standup ‘remote weather broadcasts‘ is that one must always protect one’s ‘onliest’ genomes at all times.  Here’s an example of how not to protect the old genomes from snow.  And snow plows.  Heh.  Darwin says he never gets tired of watching stupidity cleansed from the gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Pumpkin Survived Halloween

But Thanksgiving?  Maybe not so much….

 

Awww!! That’s MY Human

My patience is limited. Wait for it. Wait for it….

New ‘Colon Cleaner’ Seeks FDA Approval For Colonoscopy Prep

Summer Fun in Homer, Alaska

Come join the Hypertrichosis Society of Homer, AK for some fun at the beach.  It’ll be a little chilly so make sure you bring your jacket, or….

Life’s Lottery Winner – Tires ‘R Us

Snoop Dogg RIP – Make America Great Again

h/t – 90 Miles