The New PyeongChang Olympics ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Ski Event’

The ‘Star Wars AT-AT Walker Downhill Event’ rules are simple. There’s only three rules. If you finish, you get a Bronze medal. If you finish with two arms or two legs you get a Silver medal. And rule three, if you finish with both two arms and two legs you get the Gold medal.

Little Chicken Peckers

A fate worthy of being featured in a Stephen King novel.

FakeNews Heimlich Maneuver – A Real Lifesaver

Just remember to keep your feet (clad in your expensive shoes) behind the victim, the FakeNews Spew, once released, is worse than the worst case of “projectile vomiting” ever.

Meet The Newest Olympic Sport

You’ve got your Bobsledding and your Luge and your Snowboarding and your Ski Jumping. And they’re all good.  But now you have the most spectacular Winter Olympic Event of all – The Freestyle Shopping Cart Skiing Water Broad Jump.  Curling….eat your heart out

Jay Z – No History Buff Is He

Procter & Gamble’s New Line of “Tide Snacks”

Capitalizing on the unexpected success of “Tide Pods”, P&G just released these new and possibly tasty additions.

**FakeNewsAlert**

Trump Derangement Syndrome – Stage 4

It’s not pretty, folks.

Daily Darwin – Cat’s Got Your Genomes

Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”.  Eeewww!!  Damn!! Daily Mail.  I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision.  Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.

The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.

But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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