Shawn Farash roasts FakeNews CNN’s Humpty ‘Tater’ Dumpty…Brian Stelter.
ShotSpotter Gunshot Detection Technology Has Become A Crucial Police Tool In Chicago, But Is It Worth The $33 Million The City Is Paying?
CBS2-CHICAGO–CBS 2 has dug into Chicago’s contract with ShotSpotter – a high-tech gunshot detection system that can alert police of potential gunfire in seconds.
With accusations that it doesn’t work, and that it targets certain communities, attorneys with the MacArthur Justice Center at Northwestern University on Monday filed paperwork asking a Cook County judge to examine how trustworthy the system is for court cases.
The Chicago Police Department is the company’s largest client, and the city’s $33 million contract is due for renewal this summer. CBS 2 Investigator Megan Hickey is asking, is it worth the price?
Oopsie! Meant Babies. With only his left hand, the dude dropped the kid, reached out and made the catch and then re-caught the kid mid-fall. His right hand? Well, that was for the beer. Not a drop was spilled.
Now when Dad gets home, Mom might have a discussion on parental priorities waiting for him. And, perhaps, a spot waiting for him in the dog house.
Female Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics
The Babylon Bee–100% totally female weightlifter Laurel Hubbard was forced to bid farewell to her Olympic dreams yesterday after a tragic accident left her with a severely lacerated testicle. Hubbard would have been the first transgender woman to compete in the Olympics.
The injury is not life-threatening, but doctors have advised Hubbard that she needs to refrain from heavy lifting for at least six to eight weeks as her injury heals. Obviously, that means Olympic weightlifting is off the table.
**The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come (“News Yet to Come”) appropriately appropriated from Charles Dickens
**/sarc ‘n /snark