Mother Nature’s ‘Revenge of the Neglected Christmas Tree’

Mother says “It’s naughty and not nice to neglect your Christmas tree.”

Perfect Gift For Your ‘Manly’ Man

**Also available in a convenient spray. Refills available.

Voila – Nothing To See Behind The Curtain

Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.

Auditioning For a Bit Part In a Fruit Salad

Roy Moore, Senator Wanna Be – R.I.P.

From the NYTimes, “Once a Long Shot, Democrat Doug Jones Wins Alabama Senate Race“.

I Feel Like Taking a Drive in the Old DeLorean

88 mph should be about right to give the Mr. Fusion time to provide enough power to the flux capacitor….

Daily Darwin – How To Launch a Human Nutsack

Darwin rolls on the floor laughing his ass off as he sagely observes that if one has so little respect for his ‘onliest’ genomes as to allow a pickup truck (a big pickup truck, at that) to kick him in his very own nutsack (err…personal genome protection device) he really, really deserves to have those rather dim-witted genomes to be cleansed from humanity’s ‘ownliest’ gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


Fire Him In A Kiln For Perfect Yard Art

Mr. Greenware Before First Firing