Game of Thrones, Season 8 Finale To Be Remade?

From FoxNews, “Frustrated ‘Game of Thrones’ fans slam show with airplane banner across Seattle sky.”

“Game of Thrones” fans in Washington state figured out a new way to vent their frustration about the hit HBO show’s last season.

“SOMEONE REWRITE GAME OF THRONES SEASON 8 PLZ,” read an airplane banner that flew across the Seattle sky around 3 p.m. on Wednesday.

Game of Thrones producers, feeling the pressure from millions of unhappy fans, began taking suggestions as to how to replace the Iron Throne that Drogon melted into slag. Here’s one….

“All Hail Guinea ‘The Pig’ from the House of Kale”
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Daily Darwin – Washington State Man Shoots Himself In Balls

Darwin chortles heartily about the dude that shot himself in the ol’ genomes who, by happenstance, was ‘very personally’ carrying  methamphetamine  and marijuana.  That fact, which just happened to slip his mind, until drumroll, please…. the ‘package’ coincidentally slipped out of his anus during surgery. The Wenatchee World reports this shit show, “Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself.”

A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

[Darwin’s red-headed stepchild, who shall remain nameless] had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh….

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

**Should have been a “Florida Man” story.

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Calizuela Dreamin’

The Momas and the Papas – “California Dreamin'”

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Los Angeles, the Liberal’s Promised Land, Is Awash In Piles of Rat and Disease Infested Garbage

The Daily Wire reports, “TRASH CITY: ‘Sky-High’ Trash Piles Found In Los Angeles, Raising Concerns About Typhus”

“Even the city’s most notorious trash pile, located between downtown LA’s busy Fashion and Produce districts, continues to be a magnet for rats after it was cleaned up months ago. The rodents can carry typhus-infected fleas, which can spread the disease to humans through bacteria rubbed into the eyes or cuts and scrapes on the skin, resulting in severe flu-like symptoms,” the outlet reported.

NBC4’s investigative team said it previously had informed LA Mayor Eric Garcetti’s office about some of the trash piles in October. The piles they referred to were cleaned up, “but conditions have worsened over the next seven months” the outlet reported. When NBC investigators reported another trash pile, it was told it could be three months before the garbage was removed.

Watch NBCLA 4 describe the medieval level of sanitation in the city.

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