It’s so hot that local cows are giving evaporated milk.

It was so hot, a robin dipped his worm in Nestea.
It was so hot that Burger King was singing, “If you want it your way, cook it yourself!”
It’s so hot that even the sun is looking for some shade.
It’s so hot the thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?!”
It’s so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry clothes at the same time.