Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential 2020 Run – Get Ready For Some ‘Free Shit’ People

NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.

That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon!  So pick your favorite and let Bernie know.  Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.

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Bernie’s Back!! He’s In For 2020 (and he’s Back in Black)

Back in black
I hit the sack
I’ve been too long I’m glad to be back
Yes, I’m let loose
From the noose
That’s kept me hanging about
I’ve been looking at the sky
‘Cause it’s gettin’ me high
Forget the hearse ’cause I never die
I got nine lives – Cat’s eyes
Abusin’ every one of them and running wild

From VPR, “He’s In For 2020: Bernie Sanders Is Running For President Again.

‘Cause I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back
Yes, I’m back
Well, I’m back, back
Well, I’m back in black
Yes, I’m back in black
AC/DC – “Back In Black”