Darwin’s Pole Tossing Pros
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
The Muppets Were Prescient
Is that big booty babe Cardi B or Kim K? Inquiring minds…
Pumpkin Spice Crickets
You knew it was just a matter of time…
Greta Thunberg, “I’d Grow A Penis And A Pair Of Balls For The Climate.”
The new ‘Grant/Greta’ was overheard saying, “I’d give my left nut/ovary for another wind turbine.”
Vegan Slaughterhouse…
The Horror!
