Elf On The Shelf – Rotisserized

The cute is way past it’s ‘shelf’ life with this one…

   
   

Cat Christmas – Lock Up The Guns And The Tree

 

 

   
   

Gonna Beat You Like A Red-headed Stepchild

Or maybe not so much…

That little ‘sweat flick’ though, will get you stomped by six sweaty bovine types the next time you step into a dark alley. Red-heads have a defective “enough is enough” gene that will soon cause their extinction, according to certain peer reviewed studies.

   
   

Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron – De Héros à Zéro

   
   

True Aficionados

   
   

Starbucks Needs New Christmas Cookies

Starbucks Polar Bear cookies miss the ‘Virtue Signaling‘ mark on both Christmas and AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather).