What if… Greta Thunberg woke up to a fossil-free world?
Climate Depot–One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks.
“What’s this?” she asked.“Pulverized willow bark,” replied her fairy godmother.
“What happened to the carpet?” she asked.
Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fibre bristles.
“Your old toothbrush?” noted her godmother, “Also nylon.”
“Where’s the water?” asked Greta.
“Down the road in the canal,” replied her godmother, ‘Just make sure you avoid water with cholera in it”
According to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), AGW-Climate Change can be halted in it’s tracks simply by removing matches from Liberal’s hands.