AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
Sonny Hostin – Newly Minted Climate Scientist And Heliophysicist
Yep, people. If you don’t change your evil carbon-loving ways the “sun ain’t gonna shine anymore, and The moon ain’t gonna rise in the sky…”
John ‘Effing Kerry, Melancholy Climate Czar
‘Sad Sack’ John Kerry, a nom de guerre of the nation’s Climate Czar, is presumably derrived from “sad sack of shit” originally referring to a well-meaning but fucking inept politician.