It’s finally sunny today after “13 straight days of tornadoes shatter[ing] [the] US twister record, leave[ing] [the] heartland storm-weary.”
If it feels like it’s been a long month of severe weather, particularly in the middle of the country where tornado outbreaks have become a daily occurrence, it’s because the country, particularly the heartland, has been caught in an unprecedented stretch of tornadic activity lately.
Breitbart reports that FakeNews CNN’s “Move to Hudson Yards Proves CNN Knows Global Warming’s a Hoax.”
Outside of the basement-rated outlet axing more than a hundred jobs on Monday, the big media news this week is CNN’s move to Hudson Yards, which sits right on the coast, right on the Hudson River.
Oops, sorry, that was an old scientific prediction. Obviously, 2015 has passed without Manhattan flooding.
But Manhattan will be underwater as soon as 2018, which can only mean that–
Oh. Sorry again, that was another prediction our global warming scientific experts got wrong. But soon, very soon Manhattan will be underwater because the scientists CNN takes very, very seriously say so.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) sought to explain a recent document from her office that linked “farting cows” to climate change, saying that serious climate policy needs to address agriculture.
A set of frequently asked questions released by her office this month as part of the rollout of her “Green New Deal” proposal to fight climate change mentioned cow flatulence as a problem, but her staff later denounced the document.
Ocasio-Cortez didn’t directly defend the statement in an interview that aired late Thursday on Showtime’s “Desus & Mero,” but said that climate policy might need to look into reducing greenhouse gas emissions from agriculture.
AOC’s Climate Solution: Fix Cow Farts
RealClearPolitics reports this Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “laffer” from Lefty Field from Ocasio-Cortez: “The World Is Going To End In 12 Years If We Don’t Address Climate Change.” Well, Alexandria. What do the polar bears think about your prediction? After all, it sounds pretty dire saying “we’re all gonna die.”
Millennials and people, you know, Gen Z and all these folks that will come after us are looking up and we’re like: The world is going to end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change and your biggest issue is how are we gonna pay for it?” Ocasio-Cortez told Coates. “This is the war — this is our World War II.
In fact, the bears think that if things are so ‘effing dire that we’re all gonna die, we might as well have some penguin on the ‘Barbie’, listen to some tunes, and catch a couple of cold brewskis.
Here’s the scene 12 years from now after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ 12 Year Doomsday AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) prophecy causes the next Ice Age to ravage humanity.
And here’s a much more believable Doomsday prophecy from Charlton Heston in “Planet Of The Apes (1968). Hint. Don’t bet against the monkey.