Mother Nature’s ‘Revenge of the Neglected Christmas Tree’

Mother says “It’s naughty and not nice to neglect your Christmas tree.”

They’re Hungry Like Wolves

And looking for a place to stop for lunch.

Duran Duran – “Hungry Like The Wolf”

A Wish List For Santa – Would You Settle For a Unicorn?

Nicholas ‘Effing Cage For Life??

There is no accounting for the choices that people make. Nice tattoo, Nick.  I’m pretty sure that’s Nick’s own leg with the fancy ‘photo realistic’ tattoo, but maybe not…

If a Wall Is Good Enough For Taylor Swift, Then It’s Good Enough For America

This ironic, hypocritical howler comes from Vanity Fair, “Taylor Swift Is Building a Wall“.

Some walls are meant to keep people in. Some walls are meant to keep people out. Some walls can be broken down with solid therapy and two glasses of Cab Sauv. Taylor Swift, for her part, is building a wall around her Beverly Hills mansion. It’s hard to say what kind of wall this one will be yet, but the objective appears to be keeping paparazzi and other bogeymen out, according to TMZ, which has viewed the permit for the new build.

Liberal Heros

This looks more like a “Six-Pack” photo lineup of criminal suspects.  Hide your women and children.

Happy Thanksgiving

Not Nicholas ‘Effing Cage Again!!

The guy is simply ubiquitous. Or is it oleaginous?