Honestly. There’s only one day a year that Blue Socks with Red Dresses work… and that day is at the end of October.
FashionWeek
Portland Fashion Police
The only ‘police’ Mayor Ted Wheeler will allow in his city. Feeling safe, Pilgrim?
FashionWeek – Granny Geezer’s Casino Outfit
The perfect outfit for Granny’s trips to those chilly Indian Casinos for her weekly ‘socially distanced’ scalping.
FashionWeek – Colorblind Coordinates
Everyone knows you don’t wear pink before Labor Day. White before… Pink After.
FashionWeek – Ouch!! It’s Really A Tattoo…
But the ‘family jewels‘ still want to seek cover after looking at it.
Peak Watermelon Season
This variety of watermelons aren’t our favorites…
We find these melons to be much tastier!
Bikini Season In Portland Oregon
Thanks to COVID-19 and Antifa, the Portland bikini season has been shortened to three days. Thanks COVID! Thanks Antifa!
