Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it. But whatever….
Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”. Job well done, Mr. Swalwell. My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname. Heh. You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.
Another day and George is still a Sausage-fingered Dick.
From the DailyCaller, “Elise Stefanik Fires Back At ‘Misogynist’ George Conway After He Calls Her ‘Trash’.” Apparently, George is actually a Sausage-fingered misogynistic Dick. #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne.
And for you @gtconway3d – the one thing I’ve NEVER been called in my life is TRASH.
You need serious help. My opponent Taxin’ Tedra can have your sick mysogynist support.
Unfortunately for you, George, you'll never ever wrap your fat fingers around one shred of "intelligence, talent, integrity, decency, honor, and patriotism", especially considering how you try to sabotage both your wife and your President. #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne
Mickey Rourke says he’ll give Trump a ‘left hook from hell’
FoxNews reports that, “Mickey Rourke isn’t holding his punches when it comes to his thoughts on President Trump.” In fact, ‘some say’ that Rourke blames his case of Trump Derangement Syndrome for making his face look like Montana roadkill. Mr. Rourke explains.
Mickey Rourke displays the ravages of Trump Derangement Syndrome
“That piece of s–t that’s sitting in the White House, that p—y, that lying c–ksucker. That no-good f–king two-faced f–king piece of s–t,” he said in the video. “He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.”
Mitt “Pierre Delecto” Romney decided not to criticize the President today. Just shut the fuck up, Mitt, and sign Lindsay Graham’s “Anti-Impeachment” Resolution.
Imagine what the President could get done for this country if he didn't have to waste 90% of his time dealing with scurrilous little ankle-biters like you, Pierre, Utah's Junior Senator, lurker, and self righteous weasel. Sign Graham's anti-Impeachment Resolution, Senator.
Starting October 25 Thru Halloween Night, CNN’s Jeff Zucker Will Be Sharing Movies From His Own Personal Donald Trump Collection. Mr. Zucker’s “Frightnight With Jeff & Donald” Is Sure To Be A Hit,” a FakeNews CNN Media Flack reported To TV Guide. Here are the listings….