Eric Swalwell – We Always Knew You Were A Gasbag…

But Farting LIVE On National TV??

Either “You Da Man” (giving some credit for a ‘guy thing’ spectacularly done), or you’re so full of your own self and this Impeachment Bullshit that even your own bowels couldn’t stand it.  But whatever….

Tonight you have sole ownership of the coveted “Golden Turd Award”.  Job well done, Mr. Swalwell.  My guess is you’ve just become a very, very tempting target for a new Presidential nickname.  Heh.  You should also beware of being kicked off the AOC’s Green New Deal Island for single-handedly taking months off Mother Earth’s survival – flatulence, you know, Eric, flatulence.


George Conway Is A Sausage-fingered Dick – Update….

Another day and George is still a Sausage-fingered Dick.

From the DailyCaller, “Elise Stefanik Fires Back At ‘Misogynist’ George Conway After He Calls Her ‘Trash’.”  Apparently, George is actually a Sausage-fingered misogynistic Dick.  #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne.

Rather than murder the slob, Kellyanne, just #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne

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George Conway Is A Sausage-fingered Dick

Rather than murder the slob, Kellyanne, just #KickHimToTheCurbKellyanne


Mickey Rourke Ravaged By Trump Derangement Syndrome

Mickey Rourke says he’ll give Trump a ‘left hook from hell’

FoxNews reports that, “Mickey Rourke isn’t holding his punches when it comes to his thoughts on President Trump.” In fact, ‘some say’ that Rourke blames his case of Trump Derangement Syndrome for making his face look like Montana roadkill. Mr. Rourke explains.

Mickey Rourke displays the ravages of Trump Derangement Syndrome

“That piece of s–t that’s sitting in the White House, that p—y, that lying c–ksucker. That no-good f–king two-faced f–king piece of s–t,” he said in the video. “He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.”

**/sarc ‘n /snark


Just STFU, Pierre

Mitt “Pierre Delecto” Romney decided not to criticize the President today.  Just shut the fuck up, Mitt, and sign Lindsay Graham’s “Anti-Impeachment” Resolution.



CNN Udates It’s Prime Time Programming Lineup

Starting October 25 Thru Halloween Night, CNN’s Jeff Zucker Will Be Sharing Movies From His Own Personal Donald Trump Collection.  Mr. Zucker’s “Frightnight With Jeff & Donald” Is Sure To Be A Hit,” a FakeNews CNN Media Flack reported To TV Guide.  Here are the listings….