James Comey – “I Don’t Do Weasel…”

“I don’t do sneaky things. I don’t leak. I don’t do weasel moves.” James Comey.

“I don’t leak. I don’t do weasel moves.” James Comey

Motorboating Mueller – Looking For Russians In All The Wrong Places

Meep! Meep! Or Tweet! Tweet! Mr. Wile E. Coyote

Donald Trump Bombs Syria

Stock footage of the attack on Damascas, Syria provided by FakeNews CNN. Heh.

**FakeNewsAlert** that’s really your salad fixin’s growing.

Stormy Daniels’ Big Trump News – “He Made Me Watch Shark Week”

The morning after the ‘big’ 60 Minutes Stormy Daniels interview, the Washington Post is keeping ‘Democracy Alive‘ by opening Al Capone’s Vault, err…. Stormy Daniels’ Vault and dishing this sordid story, “Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and Shark Week: ‘He made me sit and watch’.” Oh, THE HORROR!

Stormy Daniels says that when she knocked on Donald Trump’s private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in July 2007, the adult film actress found the “Celebrity Apprentice” figure already engaged. Too busy to talk business, or jump into what Daniels would later describe as extramarital sex. Everything had to wait.

Trump was glued — like millions of others across the globe in more than 70 countries — to the television.

“I remember arriving, and he was watching ‘Shark Week,’” Daniels told Anderson Cooper in Sunday’s must-see “60 Minutes” interview. “He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.”

Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**

Hey Democrats – About Me Calling Kim Jong-un ‘Little Rocketman’….

DONALD DOES IT AGAIN!
SURPRISE TALKS WITH NKOREA

An Opinion ‘NotWorthy’ Of Two Spits

Gus Kenworthy’s opinion of Ivanka Trump’s visit to the PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics should  more appropriately be called Gus’ “Notworthy” opinion. Stupid play on words, but….Stupid is and stupid does.