Stormy Daniels Halloween Mask Outperforms Donald Trump Mask

In a head to head competition, Stormy Daniels Wins this year’s Halloween Mask Stakes Championship by a nose.  Donald Trump comes in a strong second to Place, while Hillary Clinton falters on the backstretch for a weak Show.

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Major Garrett – Take Your Turn On Sarah Sanders’ Press Podium

At Thursday’s White House Press Briefing we find CBS’ Major Garrett insinuating that White house Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, might be in legal jeopardy over Stormy Daniels briefings, “When you’ve given answers around this general topic you gave us the best information you had at the time. Now it appears your position is you’re not going to comment because it’s ongoing litigation. Have you been advised not to wade into this to protect yourself from any potential legal exposure by giving either false information or information that proves later not to be able to be withstood in court?

What we suggest is for Ms. Sanders to invite Major Garrett up to the Press Briefing Podium to answer a few questions about CBS News’ own Charlie Rose and his “27 accusers” and the , the “multiple CBS Executives” that covered up Charlie’s little peccadilloes.

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Stormy Daniels’ Big Trump News – “He Made Me Watch Shark Week”

The morning after the ‘big’ 60 Minutes Stormy Daniels interview, the Washington Post is keeping ‘Democracy Alive‘ by opening Al Capone’s Vault, err…. Stormy Daniels’ Vault and dishing this sordid story, “Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and Shark Week: ‘He made me sit and watch’.” Oh, THE HORROR!

Stormy Daniels says that when she knocked on Donald Trump’s private bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in July 2007, the adult film actress found the “Celebrity Apprentice” figure already engaged. Too busy to talk business, or jump into what Daniels would later describe as extramarital sex. Everything had to wait.

Trump was glued — like millions of others across the globe in more than 70 countries — to the television.

“I remember arriving, and he was watching ‘Shark Week,’” Daniels told Anderson Cooper in Sunday’s must-see “60 Minutes” interview. “He made me sit and watch an entire documentary about shark attacks.”

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Representative ‘Studs’ Swalwell

Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell appears to be fixated on the “studs” in the Trump Administration. I couldn’t quite figure out whether he was making a veiled reference to Stormy Daniels, or refurbishing the Oval Office for Trump’s second term. Now rumor does have it that Mr. Swalwell has spent some serious time personally investigating the Trump/Stormy connection. He brags that he’s logged at least 40 hours on Ms. Daniels rather ‘ample’ website.

 

**Disclaimer–Just kidding, Mr. Swalwell. We won’t know for sure that you’ve been using your Government computer to log onto porn sites until we finish the investigation. Oh, and as far as using your Congressional Expense Account to pay for your PornHub subscription….? I’m sure you have a perfectly logical explanation.

**FakeNewsAlert**

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