Perfect Christmas Stocking Stuffer

.38 Special Lipstick.  The perfect gift to let your best girl know you care.

.38 Special – “Hold On Loosely”

Tales From The FrankenWeinstein Chronicles

It has been quite a week for Senator Al Franken, Minnesota’s grossest groper.  Formerly known as Senator Stuart Smalley, the ‘handy’ politician will henceforth be known as Senator FrankenWeinstein. Behold….

ScienceDiet – Cockroach Donuts

Eeewww!! Wait a minute! Wait a minute. The donuts only look like cockroaches.  I was worried that donuts had become the newest example of “Cricketeria” Food.  Ugh.

Chimp Sniper School

Signs Your Dog Is Doing the ‘Nasty’ Behind Your Back

New ‘Colon Cleaner’ Seeks FDA Approval For Colonoscopy Prep

Forget About Thursday Night Football

It’s only the Tennessee Titans vs. the Pittsburg Steelers.  Somebody will win, somebody will lose.  What difference does it make.  Now if you want to see a real slaughter watch Senator Al Franken vs. Judge Roy Moore in a true battle of the creepy sexual predators.  The ‘Head’ Referee will be none other than Sylvester “Rocky Balboa” Stallone.

Summer Fun in Homer, Alaska

Come join the Hypertrichosis Society of Homer, AK for some fun at the beach.  It’ll be a little chilly so make sure you bring your jacket, or….