Liberal 9th Circuit Blocks Trump Pardons

Thanks to the liberal Judges of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, President Trump’s pardon of Drumstick and Wishbone has been reversed. Unless the Trump Department of Justice can convince the Supreme Court to weigh in on the case, Drumstick and Wishbone will be on the table for Christmas Dinner.

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Excellent Stocking Stuffers – Trump’s Mister Builder Sets

To gain building experience, Mr. Trump recommends  that you start off with the “Big, Beautiful Wall Master” set before trying the more complicated “Golf Course Master” and the “Ultimate Tower Master” building sets.

Crawlin’ To The Mall With My Best Dogs

Black Friday’s here.  Let’s go get us some stuff!

How Your Cable Giant Views Its Viewers


Found here

Murica – Muddy Momma and Toys

Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Weatherman

Darwin is wont to point out to any would be Meteorologists doing live standup ‘remote weather broadcasts‘ is that one must always protect one’s ‘onliest’ genomes at all times.  Here’s an example of how not to protect the old genomes from snow.  And snow plows.  Heh.  Darwin says he never gets tired of watching stupidity cleansed from the gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors


A Rhino’s RINO

What’s the chance John McCain will vote Yes! for the Senate Tax Reform Plan?  No so much….?

They’re Hillary’s Biggest Fans


A Weinstein, A Weiner, And A William