Comrade Schiff Wants Naked Trump Photos – updated

Update:  It’s worth reminding Pencil Neck Adam Schiff of his own adventures with Russian Oppo Research.  Glass Houses, Adam.

We vill set secret meeting to get da “naked Trump pictures“. I vill have my people meet vith your people. Vat is da password? Should I call you comrade, Comrade?

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Rule Z – Dawn of the Zombie Garden Gnomes – updated

 

Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.

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Gropin’ Joe’s Memorial Day Makeover

The Gateway Pundit reports, “‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden Disappears From Campaign Trail Memorial Day Weekend“.

Leading Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden disappeared Memorial Day weekend after taking it easy on the campaign trail the past ten days, having held only one rally and three fundraisers. The 76-year-old former vice president appears to be living up to President Trump’s “sleepy” nickname for him.

We think the answer to “Where’s that ‘Sleepy Gropin’ Joe’ Biden?” is pretty straightforward. He’s taken the Holiday Week to have his face spackled to give him a new and youthful look. How’d he do?

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Daily Darwin – Washington State Man Shoots Himself In Balls

Darwin chortles heartily about the dude that shot himself in the ol’ genomes who, by happenstance, was ‘very personally’ carrying  methamphetamine  and marijuana.  That fact, which just happened to slip his mind, until drumroll, please…. the ‘package’ coincidentally slipped out of his anus during surgery. The Wenatchee World reports this shit show, “Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself.”

A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

[Darwin’s red-headed stepchild, who shall remain nameless] had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh….

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

**Should have been a “Florida Man” story.

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