Extra credit given for using at least seven of the vocabulary words in sentences… and extra, extra credit given if you don’t arbitrarily get punched out by the recipient of those self-same words.
Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I’m gonna do you in
ZZ Top – Sharp Dressed Man (Official Music Video)
And see inside Women’s Locker Rooms
Ever and anon, people. Ever and anon.
It’s not just her name, Hilaria Baldwin’s entire life is a fake
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. Two of the Top Ten ‘cheesiest’ people in Hollywood. Apparently, a ‘match‘ made by 2020.
New York Post–It’s All Bull!! How you say . . . scam artist?
Hilaria Baldwin, the epically thirsty, self-identified Spanish wife of actor Alec, has been outed as a basic white woman from Massachusetts, real name Hillary Hayward-Thomas.
The cringiest piece of evidence is a clip from the “Today” show, in which Hilaria, speaking in a Spanish accent while cosplaying as some kind of culinary expert, says, “We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have, um, how you say in Eng — cucumbers.”