If Pelosi’s Pooper Pumper makes it to town, the Speaker might actually decide to have Congress meet for a real session.
The New York Times reports, “Maxine Waters’ Image Found On ‘Shroud’ at Motel 6.” Or maybe, not so much. It was actually sheets that the image was found on, and, upon further inspection, it appears that Ms. Waters’ excessive makeup simply ‘silk-screened’ itself onto the sheet after an overnight of face sleeping. Experts say that proper personal hygiene could help prevent such transfers in the future.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? CHUCK SCHUMER.
And don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Mr. John Effing Boehner. Mr. Former Speaker of the House.
The NY Times reports, “John Boehner, House Speaker, Will Resign From Congress.”
Speaker John A. Boehner, an Ohio barkeeper’s son who rode a conservative wave to one of the highest positions in government, said Friday he would relinquish his gavel and resign from Congress, undone by the very Republicans who swept him into power.
No, Arnold. That doesn’t mean we want you to run for Congress.